Pump 2 single cover

Released single

Pump 2

June 26, 2026

A broke, brash gas-station misadventure built around six bucks, one bad pickup attempt, and pump number two.

Comedy rapExplicitDad-core

Sound + story

Love on a budget at the Go-Mart.

Pump 2 is an explicit comedy-rap character piece full of convenience-store grime, catastrophic confidence, and MC Chopped's terrestrial dad-bod chaos.

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Official lyrics

Pump 2

Intro

Pull up, Go-Mart
Rust on the ride, heart fried like a Pop-Tart
(yeah)
Mothman on the shirt, lookin’ cursed in a Carhartt
Clerk lookin’ like, "This dude ain’t smart"

Verse 1

Forty with a fupa in a flat‑bill, facts
Sag dad shorts, calf hair, white socks, cracks
Wallet got cobwebs, card don't swipe
Smartphone on the hip just don’t look right

Stomach on soft, but my talk so tough
Vape cloud cranberry, lungs hate this stuff
Drive‑thru diet, chili dog drip on my gut
Chick in lane three, leggings tight on her butt (damn)

She got french tip nails, fake tan on ten
Tat on her hip sayin’ "trust no men"
I’m like, "You trust me though, I’m different, boo"
She laugh, "You built like a busted Shrek, lil dude"

Chorus

Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2
I’m broke, I’m bricked, I’m dumb as shit
but baby I’m up on you (uh-huh)

Yeah, I’m maxed, I’m taxed, I’m tacky as hell
but I still might bag this boo
Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2 (pump 2)
(baby, that’s all I can do)

Verse 2

Clerk got the mullet and the vape chain swingin’
Side‑eye sharp, he can see my cap clingin’
He like, "Bro, again? That the third this week"
As he beep‑beep‑beep my broke boy treat

Counter got lotto dust, lotto dreams
Hot dog rollers turn gray ass meat
Big bite lookin’ like it need a priest
Still I’m starin’ at her cheeks like, "damn, let’s feast" (sheesh)

She at the slush pump, straw in her lips
I’m watchin’ hydraulics in them little tight fits
That Go-Mart light make her tan look wild
I’m thinkin’ stepmom vibes, but she prob’ still a child (hold up)

Check the ring finger, nah, that bare
She catch me glarin’, I just point and stare
"Hey, you drive that Jeep with the busted door?
I saw you drift three lanes on 64"

She laugh, "You stalkin’?" I laugh, "Just bored"
Clerk roll his eyes, put my meds on the board
Rhino in the pack with the flashy blue bull
He bag it up slow like, "Sir, you sure you cool?"

Chorus

Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2
I’m broke, I’m bricked, I’m dumb as shit
but baby I’m up on you (on you)

Yeah, I’m washed, I’m trash, I’m tacky as hell
but I still might bag this boo
Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2 (pump 2)
(baby, that’s my flex, what’s new?)

Bridge

beat drops to bass and snaps

Mothman merch, big gut, big thirst (ayy)
Go-Mart goddess, lemme bless, I’m cursed (woah)
Dad bod, Deadpool, Dippin’ Dunkaroos
Broke and horny bad boy still up on you (all over you)

Chorus

Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2
I’m broke, I’m bricked, I’m dumb as shit
but baby I’m up on you

Yeah, I’m clasped, I’m cooked, I’m corny as hell
but I still might bag this boo (still might)
Gimme a Four Loko, a boner pill
and six bucks on pump 2 (pump 2)
(that’s love on a budget, woo)